Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Eggsyblueskin]

Hate the fat Spanish waiter, and totally despise Geordies so we had better win this ,or my ire will be truly fearful to behold.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Come on Newcastle do these gang of useless has-been carts.

 

[deipnosophist]

Barcodes 2 Teapots 1

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Big Sam will set up to park the bus and then swap out an attacker for another defender (whether we are winning, losing or drawing) asap..

He does that just to wind the fans up you know (See also Schneiderlin warming up) - the only way he stays is if Everton are in total chaos and the Board’s bums are twitching still - Big fat Blert

 

[NCLBlue]

Newcastle are on a high and they’re going to leap frog us it seems.

Simply cannot lose this or the ‘massive club’ ‘gonna be in the champyans leeeeeague’ will be declared by my in-laws.

Colleague at work is a ST holder at St James’ and has been going to their aways and the fans are cheering every throw in loving life and compare that to our utter misery with Sam parking the bus.

This one is a must win for me, due to my geographical location

 

[Deulofeumygod]

I see a loss. Benitez has done an excellent job and the players play for him and the shirt.

 

[BernieH]

Probably a draw, we seem to get results at home against those below us by hook or by crook and Toon are on a bit of a resurgence so I'm going for 1-1

 

[anton66]

History will dictate this fixture. A thumping win for us.

 

[everton1953]

We will be carried to victory on a wave of emotion. Sam will take the credit.

 

[Eggs]

..the best thing about this game is it’ll be one match closer to the end of the season.

 

[Lob]

It has a draw written all over it this but not the sort of draw that Allardyce wants and plays for. A draw as in both sets of fans will be showing Allardyce just how much they love him and enjoy watching his terrific football and attitude.

First match i have looked forward to since last November.

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

Let's go Toffees!!! I believe that we can win!

 

[ToffeeTim]

Never been more glad it's an MNF. Cannot be arsed.

 

[Eggs]

Never been more glad it's an MNF. Cannot be arsed.

..MNF - Match Nearer Finish.

 

[ToffeeTim]

..MNF - Match Nearer Finish.

Match nearer Firing