Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Maltese_Falcon]

Nice clearance Jag !

 

[matty1878]

SItter

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Bloody hell jags

 

[Neiler]

We aren’t scoring here all year.

 

[RomanReigns]

p jags with the touchdownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[ilikecheese]

Gotta bury that Jags.

 

[Eggs]

..how this team of ours cries out for a central midfielder who can run with the ball at the opposition. Amazed Vlasic gets no game time.

 

[Bungle]

How can it be possible for a player like Rooney to have lost the ability to actually pass a ball 5 yards? He is horrendous.

Bolasie is a joke, can't pass, can't shoot, can't control a ball, can only assume he's George Weah's cousin.

It's horrible to watch, everything we do is slow and laboured and unimaginative. Says something when that French fraud has been one of our better players tonight.

 

[Jreverton1]

I have an idea. Its radical, but listen:
What if we try to score a goal? Ive heard it can be done.

Not by this team

 

[Professor Toffee]

Everything Michael keane does is with a bag of nerves

A ganglion

 

[navidson]

Meh - I forgive him, he's a defender

 

[chrissyjack]

Ooh. Unlucky Jags

 

[billyblue80]

We miss Davies everytime he doesn't play

 

[gonetomorrow]

Bad luck Jags.

 

[toffeejack]

Bloody hell jags, it was closer to the goal before he touched it

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Jags there - caught totally by surprise that old lego head had made a decent header