Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Neiler]

Smash Rafael.

Sort it Mason.

 

[roydo]

Unless the rules have changed the mods don't like talk of little rivers in the match thread.

They havnt. We dont.


Cant afford lawyers and that.

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

How did Schneiderlin avoid a card there?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Can smell a Pickford howler today.

 

[Neiler]

Non existent bridge between midfield and attack.

Even snails fast forward our progression play on their sky remote.

 

[Azza]

Just got back in. lol playing the same team that hasn't performed once again.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Need to do better than hopless balls into the channels. Need to work it into better positions

 

[navidson]

Typically high octane stuff this

 

[Neiler]

Can smell a Pickford howler today.

Pfft best keeper in the world.

Rocks illuminous while he’s at it.

 

[Prevenger17]

Crabs. Utter utter crabs

 

[Professor Toffee]

Jumpers for goalposts

 

[Neiler]

We need to Jurassic Park, Mikel Arteta, we don’t have a midfield.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Bolasie just gave the ball awat twice then kicked it out of play in about 10 seconds

 

[Prevenger17]

Bolasie, Schneiderlin and Rooney are like a coalition of ineffectiveness

 

[Tin-Tin]

No attempt to play football. Just turn and ping it over and over again.