Match Thread Everton v Manchester City 31st March KO 17:30

[Del-boy]

Can’t even see us getting a shot on target

 

[tsubaki]

City would have been up 0-2 against any team maybe not named Barcelona with this level of play. Cant blame anybody in the team.

Lets pray for a red card

Schneiderlin or Allardyce?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Rooney has a remarkable tendancy to give the ball away.

Ive never seen anything quite like it.

 

[mezzrow]

We're basically b****** to them.

We're basically bollocks, faddy...

 

[Yarrgh]

They are playing Chess and we are playing Drafts

BFS is playing pocket billiards.

 

[dannyboy]

Rooney has a remarkable tendancy to give the ball away.

Ive never seen anything quite like it.

An absolute must this summer is ensuring he is nowhere near the first team next season. Cameos here and there at most.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

DCL is absolute dog dirt. Absolute dog dirt. God help us having a League One striker in our starting XI every other week. Shambolic.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Mcmanaman needs to do one. City have done this to EVERY team in the league.

 

[BernieH]

Just standing off Silva, hoping he makes a stray pass or something, they are on us like flies on poop when we get the ball.

 

[ADT]

Nope, no change in Schneiderlin's attitude or performance.

First one out after Fat Sam

 

[Prevenger17]

Schneiderlin. Why? Bolasie. Why? DCL. Why? Keane. Why?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Bolasie fouled him. SEND HIM OFF! Please!

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Right lads I'm off to play FIFA. At least then if Everton loses I only have myself to blame.

 

[Mercedes]

There is no plan macadacamanaammaanannanman

Isn't it obvious?

 

[Encoder]

We're just not even on the same planet as them.