Match Thread Everton v Leicester (Sunday 9 April, 16.00)

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Entitled? You chased out the only man to ever win you anything of note in your rather grim history after a few months of poor form.

a very uneducated opinion

Pray enlighten us all as to what is uneducated about that post?

Your title success last year is the only thing of note you've ever won...
Ranieri was ousted after a few months of poor form...

Maybe it wasn't your support that got him fired, but the players sure as heck did... and then miraculously re-discovered some form with alarming immediacy.
 
Until 2016, Leicester were the poor relations in the East Midlands.

That's an area with a 14 mile road that connects Derby (utter dump) and Nottingham (like a deprived version of Mega City One crossed with the worst parts on Manila). This road is in such poor repair you'd have thought that the Americans had launched a preemptive strike against it, trying to destroy a mutant convoy of no-teeth Leicester fans who were travelling along it. It's a sort of metaphor for the hand-to-mouth existence these no-mark offspring off our country's backwaters live in.

Jamie Vardy, a man who would be in a Far Right political group if he could remember acronyms longer than two letters, is the poster child for their club.

Make of that what you will.
 
Until 2016, Leicester were the poor relations in the East Midlands.

That's an area with a 14 mile road that connects Derby (utter dump) and Nottingham (like a deprived version of Mega City One crossed with the worst parts on Manila). This road is in such poor repair you'd have thought that the Americans had launched a preemptive strike against it, trying to destroy a mutant convoy of no-teeth Leicester fans who were travelling along it. It's a sort of metaphor for the hand-to-mouth existence these no-mark offspring off our country's backwaters live in.

Jamie Vardy, a man who would be in a Far Right political group if he could remember acronyms longer than two letters, is the poster child for their club.

Make of that what you will.

Ooh, that'll hurt.
Rather accurately put - one finds oneself smiling both inwardly and otherwise :)
 
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