Match Thread Everton v Leeds United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Death]

XG is life

I’m trying to move my phone around to make out if it’s an emoji but I’m getting nothing.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I’m trying to move my phone around to make out if it’s an emoji but I’m getting nothing.

Extra gravy?

 

[Death]

Extra gravy?

Jesus, lashing fat sam shouts at us. Bit dated that.

 

[ELMSWOOD48]

John Ebbrell scores Everton’s third goal in their 3-1 victory against Leeds United in the Zenith Data Systems Cup Area Final, Northern Section, second leg played at Goodison Park on the 21st March 1991.

 

[Mkjjones]

I’m trying to move my phone around to make out if it’s an emoji but I’m getting nothing.

I'm pretty sure XG means expected goals.

 

[Death]

I'm pretty sure XG means expected goals.

Is that how low we have sunk on GOT now. We are forgoing first letters in acronyms and just plonking the second letter of the word in?

That’s the last straw for me. I stood idle by when they banned Frang. Bit my lip when ‘Everton’ became was a thing.

Im out. Expect my ‘leaving thread’ in the Ale house.

Peace out.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Beat these horribles and we are in a good position !!

 

[TheVelourFog]

i can feel a 7-6 coming on

 

[Brendan Janus]

i can feel a 7-6 coming on

My nerves won't get through a 7-6 LOL !

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

No it means your players are not very good. Did you see Kock for Germany the other night? He was completely exposed and completely out of his depth.

Klich is what? James Rodriguez is one of the top creators, he's levels ahead of Klich who is nowhere near that level.

You will be performing miraculously to still be in the league in 2 years mate. If you are, then you can begin a rebuilt and start looking to slowly push up the league.

As I've said, there's not a single player in your team who would get anywhere near our 11.

As a final aside, you will not be getting great upgrades, just as Sheffield didn't. The reality is, nobody of any quality will ever want to go to a club akin to Leeds these days. You will buy more poor players, andlike Sheffield it will probably catch up with you. You're riding a wave currently, but are a championship club and will be back down there again soon.

I'd have their 'keeper, tbf.

 

[TyphooToffee]

I was going to go for Yeboah

In the spirit of BLM, I'll suggest Albert Johanneson

 

[RomanReigns]

Richarlison will have a field day with these

I’d be inclined to have someone like gordon on the bench for this one to replace j rod after he gets goosed 60 mins in

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Richarlison will have a field day with these

I’d be inclined to have someone like foreshaw on the bench for this one to replace j rod after he gets goosed 60 mins in

Sigurdsson; Carlo likes to replace brilliance with shyte.

 

[DanB90]

I mean what even is this? What a monumental bore, I suspect if you've managed to attract a woman at any point in your life it's probably ended with you watching her get ploughed by another fella whilst you knock one out to her ball retention stats.

Not sure why you’re knocking this.

 

[Bungle]

Not sure why you’re knocking this.

We didn't make 4 pages of notes though and then stop him to explain him how he could get more whip on his balls into her mouth.

We're better than that Dan, we stroke quietly and know our place, we sometimes shed a little tear at how emasculating it is but we move on