AndyC
Player Valuation: £70m
If I had a season ticket I'd give it away.
Well give it to someone who'll support the club and not whine
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If I had a season ticket I'd give it away.
5-6-15
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/sam-allardyce/bilanz/trainer/445
Not unlike our own over the same number of games - I think we have had better players than he's had to get that though. Sunday might be coming a bit soon to expect too much, but at least we won't start the game already beaten.
Fat Sam has hired Dr Ryland Morgan as Performance Coach. One of the first things he did was review the nutritional intake and sleep patterns of some of those under performing at the Club. It was decided that the Upper Bullens could do with a gentle snooze in the first half and restriction in calorie intake to get a bit more singing out of you towards the end of games.Great result today, biggest disapointment was the Upper Bullens running out of hot food at half time !! WTF how can that actually happen ?? I'm Presuming Suntan Bob ordered the food this week.
Fat Sam has hired Dr Ryland Morgan as Performance Coach. One of the first things he did was review the nutritional intake and sleep patterns of some of those under performing at the Club. It was decided that the Upper Bullens could do with a gentle snooze in the first half and restriction in calorie intake to get a bit more singing out of you towards the end of games.
Who could argue with it? your performance was much increased in the second half because of it. I know for a fact that it's been decided that some of the more vocal supporters up there will be dunked into wheelie bins full of ice on their way out next time to decrease their recovery time and make sure they are in peak condition for the next match.


He deserves every one of those pies tonight, with a few pints of gravy to wash then down.