Match Thread Everton v Chelsea - team prediction, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Exeter_Gently]

Everyone needs bring it down a notch and stop getting giddy.


Blues get far to high when we win and far to low when we lose.

 

[Blue Willy]

Everyone needs bring it down a notch and stop getting giddy.


Blues get far to high when we win and far to low when we lose.

Totally agree.

4:0 brace from Dom and Beto.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

The Everton way would be for us to get tonked by these even though they are crap.

 

[GoldenToffee]

There is real fight and spirit in the team and that can go a long way. That said, Chelsea can beat any team in this league on a good day, and they have a much stronger squad than us. Definitely a game where it's almost impossible to say confidently what the result will be.

Might be tempted to start Beto here after his goal and with DCL probably not fully fit.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Whenever there's a moment of joy with Everton, a kick up the arse always seems to happen in the following game!

Hopefully that won't happen here though. We're at home and Chelsea are no great shakes at all imo.

 

[Jamiednm]

WHAT IF: Instead of celebrating in a conventional manner, for no apparent reason, DCL scores in the 12th minute to make it one-nil, but instead of your common-or-gardner celebration of saluting the fans and embracing his teammates, he actually legs it to the corner flag, slides along on his knees but also lashes his hose out and urinates during the slide (perhaps to lubricate the grass to enable the slide), and continues for a few moments after he's already stopped sliding and is static, on the floor, covered in his own piss?

 

[Chewbacca]

2-2

 

[Goat]

WHAT IF: Instead of celebrating in a conventional manner, for no apparent reason, DCL scores in the 12th minute to make it one-nil, but instead of your common-or-gardner celebration of saluting the fans and embracing his teammates, he actually legs it to the corner flag, slides along on his knees but also lashes his hose out and urinates during the slide (perhaps to lubricate the grass to enable the slide), and continues for a few moments after he's already stopped sliding and is static, on the floor, covered in his own piss?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

I'm not gonna be upset if we lose, Chelsea are unpredictable, we are showing constant improvement as a side now but it's going to be a roller coaster of a season. Confident of at least a draw but let's see.

 

[Khalekan]

I'm not gonna be upset if we lose, Chelsea are unpredictable, we are showing constant improvement as a side now but it's going to be a roller coaster of a season. Confident of at least a draw but let's see.

Fair play to you mate.

I am always upset when we lose, no matter who the opposition is

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Fair play to you mate.

I am always upset when we lose, no matter who the opposition is

Not upset just disappointed

 

[Ming the Merciful]

It's nice to look forward to a game for once.

 

[RomanReigns]

Everyone needs bring it down a notch and stop getting giddy.


Blues get far to high when we win and far to low when we lose.

from now on you can only celebrate as follows when everton score a goal or win a game: -

 

[Khalekan]

Fair play to you mate.

I am always upset when we lose, no matter who the opposition is

 

[Ring master]

Remember Gueye, Young, Doucoure & Branthwaite are all a yellow away from a one game ban, knowing our luck they will all get them in same game lol (They have till the end of the City game)