Match Thread Everton v Chelsea. 12th Sep at 12.45.

[LAToffee]

Evertonians have had a hoof in their hopeful plums so many times, it's a wonder we don't walk around with a hand cupping our ball sacks

speak for yourself. That's my permanent posture.

 

[dave abrahams]

Brilliant Chico, privilege to read it.

 

[LAToffee]

Brilliant Chico, privilege to read it.

There goes the "Keep Chico's Ego in Check" strategy out the window.

 

[The Equaliser]

Nice one Azul, the best bit being "Mourinho absolutely reeks of Brut, the sulky lipped snidey eyed Portuguese cockmonkey."

I think we'll get a point here which ain't bad at all. 2-2.

 

[Prevenger17]

I've taken all the Chelsea players out of my team, so we're nailed on to lose 4-1. Falcao with 3 and a deliberate own goal by a bitter John Stones.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Who are these anyway?
Are they any good?


2-1 to us. Del to pull a rabbit out the hat in the last minute. Limbs! Maureen to claim another false result, the utter bulb

Apt preview Chico LAD. Tar for the cockmonkey line

 

[Michaelcoyb]

Just want to see a positive result and a Lukaku goal.

 

[chicoazul]

<tithead mode off> nice one for all the sound comments, they're appreciated. I managed to get eight retweets which is a personal record thanks to the social media empire of @GrandOldTeam. To put this in comparison if I'd instead tweeted a photo of a fat ginger cat and wrote "Bae" I would have probably got ten times the retweets.

No threats of violence off opposition fans this week so further proof that absolutely no one away from the four people on this forum that reads them.

As you were.

 

[Arteta2391]

I miss playing Saha vs Chelsea

 

[marsh]

3-2 either way

 

[Ash Woods]

the curse of being an evertonian... always an optimist at heart and pessimist in my head

i reckon we could sneak a win here but i have a feeling it's going to be a very scrappy dirty match.... could stick a fiver on a barry red card

 

[ArtetaMoney]

2-1 win, a front 4 of Mirrallars, Barkely, delafawwwwweeeeeu and Lackakooo would be amazing.

It won't happen from the start though, goals from Coleman and Rom. Looking forward to it.

 

[SCBlue]

Maybe it's just the last bits of fume from the Stones saga but I can feel an Everton victory in my bones. My old roommate is a Chelsea fan as well and as snide as they come. So what I'm trying to say is I hope we crush these tits and continue to watch them limp through this new season.

 

[Plumber]

Id rather read 50 Shades of Grey in stead of these shithouse previews!

 

[oldblue]

Great preview and let's hope everyone keeps this balanced cos no matter how snarly the atmosphere gets they still should beat us with the cash they spent. But not lying down and taking it is the theme of the summer. If we see that spirit then get behind them and don't stop even if things go against us.
Lennon and deulofeu to start for me because they should both be fresh and hungry.