Match Thread Everton v Burnley KO 14:15 Sunday 1 October

[Norwegian Cow]

Oh, we suck defensively...?

3 new players needed for defence. 1 cb , 1 lb, 1 rb ( cover for coleman )

 

[ijjysmith]

What terrifies me is that we’ve been better today.

And we’re still losing.

 

[Tubey]

Niasse our best player by an absolute mile.

 

[Scolari]

At least we have a better game on our sleeves

 

[The Blue Watch]

Try this. Citrus aftertones and mellower stomach cramps.

Ohhh I like this. A "what's your drink today" sort of thing. Here's mine. Very fresh:

 

[Norwegian Cow]

get schneiderlin off and davies on.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Pickford looking for an out ball, nobody wants it

11 professionals on the pitch and the only ones who look like they want it are the kids and lockerless with a point to prove

 

[TheGeek]

Get that crud player Martina off, he is absolutely clueless. I could play better and I've only got one leg. Theses need to wake up quick or a second one is coming.

 

[efcforever]

Try this. Citrus aftertones and mellower stomach cramps.

Not strong enough

 

[Albro]

Niasse .... looks a player..

 

[yakublue]

Niasse our best player by an absolute mile.

Came here to say this

 

[Gladystweet]

Come on.

 

[Neiler]

Our midfield is turbo gash.

 

[collymcd]

Sigi really should have scored at least one here the big melt. When is he going to get up to speed?

Second half I'd hook Sniderlegs for Lookman. Put Vlasic in the centre with Gueye, leaving Lookman out wide right

 

[BillBrasky]

get schneiderlin off and davies on.

That and Kenny for Martina and we'll be in business