Match Thread Everton v Burnley KO 14:15 Sunday 1 October

[cronullasharks]

Williams you're an absolute joke

 

[Norwegian Cow]

My lads were mascots for this fixture last season. We went 1-0 down and ended up winning. Don't be afraid.

yeah, but are they mascots this game? If not, we cant trust them winning based on that.

 

[Gladystweet]

We've visibly deflated.

 

[ToffeeSwiss]

Why is Williams in our starting 11?

 

[Tin-Tin]

Looks like any confidence and positivity we may have had has gone now. Will be a slog this

 

[Igrok]

Looks like we need another 9 players...

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Niasse is a lot like Lukaku for me, in that the ball keeps bouncing off him.

 

[Jamiednm]

Proper pub team defending for that goal. Schneiderlein with an amateur attempt at a tackle, then their player had all the time in the world to slot home.

So poor.

 

[Professor Toffee]

How do you organise Williams and Martina?!

Herding cats

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Baines and Cuco have held us back tremendously so far.

 

[Gladystweet]

we go again?

Yeah. Having a cuppa then back in.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

23 passes in that Burnley goal

 

[Donald Twain]

Try this. Citrus aftertones and mellower stomach cramps.

Giz a Swig!

 

[Neiler]

We're awful to be honest, just no confidence.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Ffs Koeman get Niasse on! Oh....