Match Thread Everton v Atalanta BC

[KaiserEFC]

If I was Unsworth, I’d get Rooney, Klaasen, Kenny, Keane, Williams and Martina and put then in a capsule. I’d then get into the capsule myself and fire it into the sun.

 

[PITA]

I'm guessing 12,000 is the attendance tonight.

 

[Jreverton1]

Interesting formation choice of 4-1-spaghetti here.

lollollollol

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

On to the hard stuff. Top tip - instead of ice cubes, use dishwasher tablets. Adds texture.

Pfft, Citrus Burst from a wine glass? Middle class snob.

 

[Gladystweet]

If I was Unsworth, I’d get Rooney, Klaasen, Kenny, Keane, Williams and Martina and put then in a capsule. I’d then get into the capsule myself and fire it into the sun.

We'd miss

 

[tim cahill]

I am watching. Another completely pathetic midfield performance. I dislike every single one of our midfielders. Quality is ZERO.

I know things have been a bit grim lately but slating our youngest player minutes after he’s probably prevented a goal is taking the piss. He’s shown more when he’s played than any of the senior midfielders who are probably earning 20x what he is and have played hundreds more games.

Of the players in our squad he should be the last target of fans anger.

Our support recently seems to have become the complete opposite of supportive.

 

[Toffeelover]

wtf is Klassen gonna do on the left with that tit Cuco behind him. Put players in the correct positions so we can at least confirm if he's as crap as he actually looks.
Our defence is as bad as I think I've seen since the likes of Tony Thomas, Carl Tiler era.

Benni and Davies at least both putting some kind of performance in and Rooney has held the ball up well.

Apart from that iit's just a typical game where 7 players are way under what I would say is acceptable.

Get Martina off, don't even replace him just take him off and take off Williams and Keane, play with no defenders but see if we can score more

For all the good it would do, how about replace Martina with Besic.

 

[macst]

We’re an absolute disgrace. I honestly think we’ll go down this season.

 

[KaiserEFC]

We'd miss

lollollol

 

[Death]

He already has, he made the defence disappear for their goal

Yes but it's all about the prestige. You need to bring it back. Otherwise it's not much a magic trick.

 

[eurosrees]

wtf is Klassen gonna do on the left with that tit Cuco behind him. Put players in the correct positions so we can at least confirm if he's as crap as he actually looks.
Our defence is as bad as I think I've seen since the likes of Tony Thomas, Carl Tiler era.

Benni and Davies at least both putting some kind of performance in and Rooney has held the ball up well.

Apart from that iit's just a typical game where 7 players are way under what I would say is acceptable.

Get Martina off, don't even replace him just take him off and take off Williams and Keane, play with no defenders but see if we can score more

Haha! I agree with this, nobody would be a better option and cause less chaos.

 

[peteblue]

I'm guessing 12,000 is the attendance tonight.

If that. Keeper at fault for the goal for me.....

 

[TippEverton]

What an absolute shambles of a squad we've assembled, should be more than just Koeman getting sacked.

 

[Sy-]

This is the problem. We place him any deeper and he will be behind the goal line. I actually liked what I saw from Rooney to start the game, but he simply doesn't have the discipline to do his job.

Totally agree, it's like he keeps trying to take responsibility when he should be showing positional discipline.

 

[orly]

As soon as an attack, sorry, we move into their half like a virgin trying to negotiate a fee with a brass, it breaks down and we are totally out of position. As in, zero structure. Nothing at all.