Everton Transfer Thread 2016

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Player Valuation: £2.5m
RS and West Ham fans seem to be furious they've seemingly missed out here ..

Wouldn't mind just getting this wrapped up now.

Chimpy Glassman

Player Valuation: £30m
According to the express, the yarmolenko deal will go through following the Naismith deal.

If it's to be believed, the first domino to fall has to be the Naismith sale and after that we'll figure out if this yarmolenko deal is for real or not rather quickly. I honestly have no idea if it's true or a bunch of hogwash

Sorry if it's old news, just saw it and thought I'd share.

Here's the article:
IF it's true, I will spaff uncontrollably.


Player Valuation: £10m
IF it's true, I will spaff uncontrollably.
Mate! Haha. Jesus Christ. It would only be a football player signing. Put your willy away. I don't want to walk around with loads of fans uncontrollably masterbating. I'd have to walk round in waterproofs.
.... Erm... Hope we sign something


Player Valuation: £50m
Not as long as Lukaku stays fit for all 38 PL games and the cup games........
While we would inevitably suffer if (and I imagine when) Lukaku goes I think we will be better off than we might first think. Naismith and Kone have both scored goals freely. Someone like Austin would thrive on the service of Deulofeu, Baines, Barkley etc.
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