Everton Striker Thread

[ijjysmith]

Remember what happened when he signed on loan to West Brom.

Nope. Which is probably the problem isn’t it!?

 

[gixerk6]

I’d be pleasantly surprised if we got a better striker this window but in reality it’s gonna be a plod along with what we’ve got job. If there are any incomings it won’t be a striker

 

[nsno-chris]

Wonder what Denis is up to these days

What a guy

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

....this is why Brands was appointed.

I thought that too but it doesn’t extend to strikers.

 

[maccavennie]

The list of strikers better than our own is insanely long.

It doesn’t mean we should sign all of them.

Just Defoe.

@Toast has posted the only logical, quick, doable, short term quickety quick quick fix available.

 

[maccavennie]

Wonder what Denis is up to these days

What a guy

Has a lucrative window cleaning round in Rochdale now mate apparently

 

[nsno-chris]

Has a lucrative window cleaning round in Rochdale now mate apparently

Vincent Kompany still has nightmares about him

 

[ijjysmith]

Just Defoe.

@Toast has posted the only logical, quick, doable, short term quickety quick quick fix available.

It’s a no from me. For a ton of reasons.

 

[Frang]

Nope. Which is probably the problem isn’t it!?

They went down...

 

[ijjysmith]

They went down...

Thanks Frank. Jesus.

 

[maccavennie]

Vincent Kompany still has nightmares about him

Remember when the Chelsea keeper just let the ball fly through his invisible hands

Vincent Kompany still has nightmares about him

Remember when Cech suddenly went invisible and Denis hit one right through the fellas hands and body against Chelsea.

Great days

 

[Frang]

Thanks Frank. Jesus.

Can't see sturridge coming here tho

 

[ijjysmith]

Why is this thread even here?

 

[Frang]

Why is this thread even here?

Was just thinking that myself..

 

[Eggs]

I thought that too but it doesn’t extend to strikers.

...not as yet. I’d prefer to wait for somebody effective rather than wasting another £25m. I’m sure Brands has his targets, but he might have to be patient to get the right man.