Everton Striker Thread

[Toast]

someone will sign him & he'll score goals, .

I hope its not us then.

 

[Steve0]

I'd take daniel sturridge even if he is made of glass.

 

[blulouie]

Make it happen Marcel

Ah...Batigol.
Sign him up Marcel.

 

[Abraders]

I'd take daniel sturridge even if he is made of glass.

That's the type of signing whom would get injured almost instantly for us and proceed to see out his ludicrous contract with the medical team.

 

[arteta fan spain]

i think we are getting werner....

 

[TheBigIguana]

You mean the one who played right wing this week?

Yes the one who we won't admit is our best center forward

 

[Frang]

Rangers want Defoe.

But people on here think he could work for Everton.
HAVE A WORD

As @MarcelsGoat said just because nearly every striker is better than we have we shouldn’t just sign anyone.

Shefki kudqui anyone??

Lads?

 

[ijjysmith]

Shefki kudqui anyone??

Lads?

You really are dim.

 

[Frang]

You really are dim.

As dim as a broken bulb ijj

 

[Kantareller]

Tbh I'd take Defoe over DCL and Tosun

 

[Frang]

Tbh I'd take Defoe over DCL and Tosun

He's defo got mre going for him even at 42

Pun most definitely intended

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

I'd take daniel sturridge even if he is made of glass.

He would get injured signing the contract.

 

[Eggs]

....this is why Brands was appointed.

 

[ijjysmith]

The list of strikers better than our own is insanely long.

It doesn’t mean we should sign all of them.

 

[devlinadl]

I'd take daniel sturridge even if he is made of glass.

Remember what happened when he signed on loan to West Brom.