Confirmed Signing Everton Sign Wayne Rooney

[jaycee]

OK, so we've got me, @davek, @Kev The Rat, @Soap and @Furey1878 up against just you so far. I think you'll still be packing a big weight advantage over the 5 of us so we'll try and get a couple more to even it up.

Me and @edge will help

 

[Bungle]

Me and @edge will help

RIP @MorgsGoat

 

[blue61]

OK, so we've got me, @davek, @Kev The Rat, @Soap and @Furey1878 up against just you so far. I think you'll still be packing a big weight advantage over the 5 of us so we'll try and get a couple more to even it up.

My money is on the Wirral lad.

 

[ianefc]

I'm on it, we'll send in our best man first...... @KUEFC09U2 it's all on you mate, do us proud.

Surely @d4kyxx is worth a shout.

 

[Lanolin]

Sportpeas must be chuffed over the amount of press that kit is getting

Probably less so that people have them down as some sort of fitness boosting vegetable company.

 

[Goat]

Me and @edge will help

Edge is banned from internet fighting by Google.

Soz abar dat.

 

[jaycee]

Edge is banned from internet fighting by Google.

Soz abar dat.

VPN, lad no hiding place for ya

 

[bignev23]

Should'av wore his Pyjamas today.

 

[Duncan Disordely]

Can I fight you please, mate?

 

[jaycee]

 

[4737carlin]

Brilliant press conference. Sounds hungry, looks ready and looks like a leader. He's still ambitious. He looks lean and ready to make a impact. And he will.

True that, the look in his face was that of joy, convinced the thrill of playing for Everton will roll him back a few years, i think he was bored of United a few seasons ago, cant wait to see him play again

 

[Kev The Rat]

Laughing before at Stubbs on SSN talking about being thrilled Rooney was back.

The stupendous brass neck 'kin cheek of that statement given his role in prising him away from us and down the East Lancs.

yes but Rooney has been a mercenary from the age of 18. Held Utd to ransom multiple times as well. Cant believe we are bringing him back after what he's done and more importantly how his performances have fallen off a cliff.

 

[edge]

Edge is banned from internet fighting by Google.

Soz abar dat.

I will be the ref, Goats off limits due to junior goat being my mate

 

[ToffeeDan]

600k views so far of today's presser.. remind me when we last generated that much interest?

 

[LinekersLegs]

Be interesting to see where he choses in the first presseason game
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ooney-everton-manchester-united-england-squad
Ronald Koeman indicated that he envisages using Rooney in an attacking position rather than as a central midfielder, naming as the possible roles a No10, No9, No7 and a free role from the left.