Homepage Update: Everton reopen talks with Sam Allardyce

[Blues Harp]

Rumours are that Megan markle is the new everton boss and big Sam is getting engaged to Prince Harry. Job done

Meaghan (or whatever ) should be Hewitt soon ?? Sam Hewitt then... brilliant !!

 

[whiteshadow]

And the players at Everton are too good to go down or so some say.

Other than how much they cost or past reputations I am waiting to see any signs that the bulk of players currently in the squad are anything other than relegation candidates.

That's what worries me too.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Back off...
He's our KFC eating meff

Unfortunately so - currently ordering a bucket to rub over myself in honour of our new sespit manager....

Fml

 

[Saint Domingo]

It's happening.

Growing tired of Alan Myers. Just another jarg ITK trolling the fan base for his own self importance.

 

[EvertonRhys]

What is?

Alan Myers been on that a deal could be done by tomorrow. Now outside Goodison. Obviously awaiting some activity- not sure why he'd be hanging around there on a Monday night otherwise?

 

[Soap]

Apparently Big Sam has a really big willy too. We need someone with girth, with manhood.

Come on Sam, give it to us.

 

[Blues Harp]

This is great news to get home to!

I've called for Sam even when Fat Ron was here.

He will sort us out. A very good manager and we might actually win a Derby now!

I am so happy right now.

Go away Manc...

 

[Toffeelover]

Apparently Big Sam has a really big willy too. We need someone with girth, with manhood.

Come on Sam, give it to us.

Er You first.

 

[Efcjake]

Who's your choice mate?

And don't say Diego Simeone or Tuchel. They wouldn't touch the Everton job with a barge pole.

Big Sam is about par for us right now.

You'll all be changing your tune about him when we're 8th-10th by February.

Take me off ignore you whopper

 

[chopper6]

Dyche or TUCHEL

Big Sam is a joke appointment by a joke board just to save the positions of SW and BK. Embarassing and pathetic.

Jesus this is becoming tiresome.

They've had 6 weeks to find a 'top' name.

NEWS FLASH...nobody wants the job that's in that criteria!

Hence we go for plan b or c. It's the reality of where we are! Allardyce wouldn't of been my first choice, but we are in dire straights.

I'll be giving my full support until he gives me a reason not to. We cannot afford to be relegated.

 

[Soap]

Go away Manc...

You are the latest member to join my ignore list with Jake and the others, congrats!

 

[Efcjake]

You are the latest member to join my ignore list with Jake and the others, congrats!

You can keep ignoring us but everyone has got your number soft lad

 

[Blues Harp]

You are the latest member to join my ignore list with Jake and the others, congrats!

[Poor language removed] off then

 

[Deleted member 28206]

It’s done. It’s allardyce

 

[Cork Evertonian]

The final nail in the coffin of the 'new era'. Nothing announces to the world that our ambition is no higher than the also-rans more than this. I'm at a loss to find the words for how bafflingly short-sighted this set of clowns are.

Allardyce leaves nothing but [Poor language removed] behind him everywhere he has been and this will be no different.

Sacking Koeman with no replacement ready in waiting, was a knee jerk decision.Now their bringing in Big Sam to bail them out of the mess, created by that knee jerk decision.If we got that replacement for Lukaku, then we wouldn't be in this mess right now.But i think the board seem to be making very short sighted knee jerk and myopic decisions, since Moshiri arrived.That is no way to run a football club.