Oh oh, Marc Hottiger. He was absolutely last, but I just hated his face from the moment we signed him, the Prince William-lookalike beaut.
Manny Fernandes the boss in gifs only beaut.
Bilyaletdinov for everyone wanting to play him behind the striker despite him being crud and clearly not suited there or anywhere else.
Tony Cottee the little shithouse.
Alessandro Pistons the bad fraud.
Kevin Mirallas for thinking he's better than Everton.