Everton. I hate you.

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Silence. A darkened room. A large, fat spliff and a decent malt.
Post pasting pleasure.

Koff ebepton

I ain't sure what post pasting pleasure is, but whatever helps you cope mate. Personally, I might just up sticks and leave the country for a bit.

Edit : Penny dropped, we got a pasting. I feel a fool now.
 
I ain't sure what post pasting pleasure is, but whatever helps you cope mate. Personally, I might just up sticks and leave the country for a bit.
A pasting is what we got today. We didn't even compete. Never in the game. Massive disappointment. We need another CH, a proper CF and some magic and pace in the middle. Get it feckin sorted Ronko ye fat headed ginger tit
 

A pasting is what we got today. We didn't even compete. Never in the game. Massive disappointment. We need another CH, a proper CF and some magic and pace in the middle. Get it feckin sorted Ronko ye fat headed ginger tit

The penny dropped as you were typing mate. I initially assumed it was either kinky or drug related.
 
Conversation at Parents house earlier.

Granddad. "You got a score on your phone Ollie" (Grandson)

Ollie. "Yeah, 2 0 Chelsea Grandad"

Me/Granddad. "Sake"

Grandma. "Who are Everton playing?"

Granddad. "Chelsea blossom"

Grandma. "Didnt they play them last year as well?"

Probably explains a lot.
 

Yup, lack of a striker might be the foot that crushes our necks all the way until January at the earliest, can we scrape by with Rooney, Sandro and DCL???

'Koff Everton...
 
- Barely made Chelsea break a sweat

- Didn't sign much needed striker

- Moshiri looking like an absolute boob on SKY

- All this nonsense with Barkley

- Rooney getting done for drink driving

The past week has been prime Everton hasn't it?

Say it all with me...


EVERTON

THAT
 
Hello darkness my old fránd.....
....I've come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains....

Watching that shîte, ...appalling.
 

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