Mountfield1985
Player Valuation: £8m
The state of you lot crying the season in after 9 games.
Supporting the Toffee's will be the nearest that many of us come to having a serious drug problem.
We know it's ruining our lives, costing us loads of money, and tearing our family's apart.
Yet we go back and put the needle in our arms every week.
Just one more high, where's the harm in that we ask?

