Everton hire Forest Green Rovers Performance Analyst

[Blue Juice]

It's not as thought he's coming from Forest Green to play lads. You can be good at your job without starting at the top, career progression and all that...

 

[QLDBlue]

Some people will always focus on the negatives, fact of life, unfortunately. I'm just looking forward to seeing some quality pie charts and line graphs coming out of the club

 

[cadex]

This is what will happen when he inputs Barkley's data.

 

[macdog]

Some people will always focus on the negatives, fact of life, unfortunately. I'm just looking forward to seeing some quality pie charts and line graphs coming out of the club

Nothing like a powerpoint presentation to enlighten one and all.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

His job title sounds ALOT better than what it actually is.

 

[blueloon]

After a few months of analysis over the summer, I bet he comes up with

'When you get the ball, pass it to Rom'
Just in time for Rom to sod off to Chelsea.

That's the easy bit, Koeman then has to translate it into language they will understand and buy into " Right . Remember this is a Team game. When you get the ball I want ALL of you to give the ball to Rom." I've often thought I should write pre match team talks.

Seems a reasonable appointment to me.

 

[ToffeeDan]

He's probably left FGR cos he's dying for a burger.

 

[sageyefc]

 

[AaronTheBlue]

What is ft?

Him being a kopite doesn't bother me too much as it shouldn't affect his job.

But eh you never know

 

[Connor]

What is ft?

Him being a kopite doesn't bother me too much as it shouldn't affect his job.

But eh you never know

Football Twitter. You must never go there.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

Football Twitter. You must never go there.

Have we signed a hipster analyst?

 

[Connor]

Have we signed a hipster analyst?

We've signed a fella whose made a Twitter @ on a side of Twitter where Kids post under names like Yagielka, Evertxn and RapidRashford.

Basically, we've signed an internet troll.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

We've signed a fella whose made a Twitter @ on a side of Twitter where Kids post under names like Yagielka, Evertxn and RapidRashford.

Basically, we've signed an internet troll.

Sack him

 

[Gob Bluth]

This is a game changer. Watch out Chelsea, Everton are back!

 

[Seathestars]

Is this some sort of wind up, I mean do Forest Green Rovers have a sports analyst.

I thought they were all like Milkmen, taxi drivers and window cleaners.