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My favourite bit from Thompson this weekend was on Soccer Saturday before KO and they were talking about the derby and Distin's goal. Stelling asked Thompson what he thought of the goal, to which Thompson replied 'Never a goal'.

Then Merson bursts out laughing claiming that during the week him and Phil had spoken on the phone where he agreed it was a goal but he would never admit it on air.

What an epic fool. That whole attitude runs through the whole club. You can get away with that when you win stuff regular.When your also rans you look ridiculous.
 
My favourite bit from Thompson this weekend was on Soccer Saturday before KO and they were talking about the derby and Distin's goal. Stelling asked Thompson what he thought of the goal, to which Thompson replied 'Never a goal'.

Then Merson bursts out laughing claiming that during the week him and Phil had spoken on the phone where he agreed it was a goal but he would never admit it on air.

Hahaha, he must have been fuming with Merson after that.

He's a good lad is Merson.
 
Nah, its quality, lid.

I bet you're sitting there eating a chocolate cake and all you can think of is how you're going to die one day, and you'll never bed that girl you always loved and you'll never really acheive anything that hundred other people haven't done first.

The truth is mate in the larger scheme of things, people like me and you are basically parasites feeding of the earth and the third world and not giving anything back that is remotely notable. In the end, the world would be empiracly a better place if me and you had never been born.

If you can't enjoy the little things then what's the point?
 
I bet you're sitting there eating a chocolate cake and all you can think of is how you're going to die one day, and you'll never bed that girl you always loved and you'll never really acheive anything that hundred other people haven't done first.

The truth is mate in the larger scheme of things, people like me and you are basically parasites feeding of the earth and the third world and not giving anything back that is remotely notable. In the end, the world would be empiracly a better place if me and you had never been born.

If you can't enjoy the little things then what's the point?

Jesus AF

Far to deep for a Monday morning
 
I bet you're sitting there eating a chocolate cake and all you can think of is how you're going to die one day, and you'll never bed that girl you always loved and you'll never really acheive anything that hundred other people haven't done first.

The truth is mate in the larger scheme of things, people like me and you are basically parasites feeding of the earth and the third world and not giving anything back that is remotely notable. In the end, the world would be empiracly a better place if me and you had never been born.

If you can't enjoy the little things then what's the point?


If I could be arsed, I would find a 'Cool story bro' picture, but I just cant be bothered, I had a Maccies for din din.
 
I bet you're sitting there eating a chocolate cake and all you can think of is how you're going to die one day, and you'll never bed that girl you always loved and you'll never really acheive anything that hundred other people haven't done first.

The truth is mate in the larger scheme of things, people like me and you are basically parasites feeding of the earth and the third world and not giving anything back that is remotely notable. In the end, the world would be empiracly a better place if me and you had never been born.

If you can't enjoy the little things then what's the point?

Christ this has just depressed me. I hate chocolate cake.
 
That attitude is precisely why nobody would miss you if you died.

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Doubt they'd even notice, tbh. Your body would probably be left to rot for a few days until a neighbour saw that the milk bottles were starting to gather on the door step and the cats were getting at them.

You do order your milk, right?

Dont be daft, Cravendale from Waitrose for me.
 
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