Everton Are The Best Team In The City

[bluemangroup]

Coyb!

 

[Allezfan]

Coyb!

Oh, yeah everton.

Hopefully this will finally shut up all those marine fans giving it the big one about how they're better than us.

 

[bluemangroup]

Oh, yeah everton.

Hopefully this will finally shut up all those marine fans giving it the big one about how they're better than us.

But then, all it ever was was the vibrations of vocal chords of imbeciles, stuck on a tiny rock, dwarfed by a dying star, which could blow up and engulf us all.
NSNO!

 

[Allezfan]

But then, all it ever was was the vibrations of vocal chords of imbeciles, stuck on a tiny rock, dwarfed by a dying star, which could blow up and engulf us all.
NSNO!

Have you ever thought that you've made so little impact on human history that a time traveller comfortably murder you as a baby without anyone in the future noticing?

Or that if for instance an historian was to collect the billion most important people alive in 2012 based on their impact. That's 1,000,000,000 people, you still probably wouldn't be among them? That in your life you've said millions and millions of words and within ten years of your death no-one will remember any of them?

That the best that can be said of you, really, is that while you doubtlessly caused more pain than joy, used more resources than you made, and did more damage than good, you did use up several million carbon atoms which if they weren't making up your body might have become something horriffic like an aids virus, or a bomb or luiz suarez?

 

[Ihaters]

Tell me you order a paper at least, mate.

I'm getting worried about vermin, here.

'kin hell. Massively OTT like, but the funniest rant at someone I've heard on here in a long time.

 

[Ihaters]

Have you ever thought that you've made so little impact on human history that a time traveller comfortably murder you as a baby without anyone in the future noticing?

Or that if for instance an historian was to collect the billion most important people alive in 2012 based on their impact. That's 1,000,000,000 people, you still probably wouldn't be among them? That in your life you've said millions and millions of words and within ten years of your death no-one will remember any of them?

That the best that can be said of you, really, is that while you doubtlessly caused more pain than joy, used more resources than you made, and did more damage than good, you did use up several million carbon atoms which if they weren't making up your body might have become something horriffic like an aids virus, or a bomb or luiz suarez?

You having a good day AF?

 

[Allezfan]

You having a good day AF?

I was. Was enjoying the small pleasure of everton playing some lovely football and being undisputedly the best team in the city for the first time in my lifetime.

Kind of ruined it for myself now, tbh.

 

[bluejock]

Magnificent.

 

[bluemangroup]

Have you ever thought that you've made so little impact on human history that a time traveller comfortably murder you as a baby without anyone in the future noticing?

Or that if for instance an historian was to collect the billion most important people alive in 2012 based on their impact. That's 1,000,000,000 people, you still probably wouldn't be among them? That in your life you've said millions and millions of words and within ten years of your death no-one will remember any of them?

That the best that can be said of you, really, is that while you doubtlessly caused more pain than joy, used more resources than you made, and did more damage than good, you did use up several million carbon atoms which if they weren't making up your body might have become something horriffic like an aids virus, or a bomb or luiz suarez?

I think you are forgetting that I am progress. Each generation after me will be slightly better. I am a measurement of advancement. You can never take that away from me.

 

[dholliday]

We can enjoy finishing ahead of the RS for the 2nd consecutive year, we haven't managed it since 1937 ffs! Lighten up man.

Lighten up and don't take yourself so seriously

"lighten up" is a bad cop-out of a comeback.


We could just as easily use it for the view I was opposing:

Suck it up kopites you spent over 150 million quid to be our b!tches.

get the **** in you pink smokebomb inhaling ****s WE have the best team, fans, somebombs and soon to be manager now FEEL me

Sh*t on, sh*t on, sh*t on the b*stards below, BELOW !

Smell it Thompson you sh*tehawk

ffs, lighten up lads.


See how much of a cop-out that comeback is?

 

[Chang Elephant]

Have you ever thought that you've made so little impact on human history that a time traveller comfortably murder you as a baby without anyone in the future noticing?

Time travel is purely theoretical

 

[bluemangroup]

Time travel is purely theoretical

That's exactly what you said four days from now.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

thanks for telling me, i must have been looking at the table upside down, because i did not notice

I was wondering why Man United were given the trophy yesterday and not QPR

 

[DaltonEFC]

This thread just show's how small-time some of our fanbase are.

I'll join in the chorus once we've won a trophy and/or had a Champions League run.

Dear God, lighten up lid. You only cheer when we win trophies? It's been a long 18 years for you then

 

[Chang Elephant]

Dear God, lighten up lid. You only cheer when we win trophies? It's been a long 18 years for you then

He just doesn't like upsetting the mighty Liverpool FC