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[Jamo Martinez]

Didn't we have two consecutive 4 nil losses at xmas a few years back? against Bolton and Villa I remember. I think that was when I first started posting on here, might go and look through the miserable posts I made!


More bleach with your turkey dad?

I rmember a couple of nasty trouncings by shoite teams that we made look good

 

[teppic]

My list is quite fcuked up.

Norwich 1-5
QPR 3-5
Shrewsbury 1-2
Oldham 0-1

I really don't want to think any harder about it.

 

[EFCNIK]

O and I was there at the demolition by Arsenal last season too.

My list of shitness:

Everton 0 Blackburn 2 - My first ever game 1st Jan 1997. My hate began at 7 years old.
Everton 1 Coventry 1 - Not the Farelly one.
Everton 0 Middlesboro 0
Shitehawks 0 Charlton 3
Useless c*nts 1 Arsenal 6

 

[Goat]

1-6 vs Arsenal is up there.

And of course the away game at Shrewsbury, took me a long, long, long time to get over that.

 

[neonleon]

I remember a game when Matt Holland scored the winner for Charlton from a fair bit out. That was a [Poor language removed] one. They'd brought about twenty fans up for the game, and we got diddly squat at home. nor could we score.

TBH i try and look forward not back. The only game I've attended this season, like the big jinx I am, was the Newcastle game - which was one of the worst performances Ive seen Everton do under Moyes. It was like a Walter Smith team.

I remember a Coventry match back in the day as well that we threw away at the last minute.

Cue sitting in the tailback of match day traffic fuming with the footy phone in on.

 

[neonleon]

1-6 vs Arsenal is up there.

And of course the away game at Shrewsbury, took me a long, long, long time to get over that.

I think if I'd have been at these games I'd be in counselling or something.

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

I think it was the year Leeds won the league (91/92?) and we'd lost 1-0 at home to a lousy Southampton side. The headline on the back page of the newspaper the next morning was simply the attendance which was about 13,000 if I remember correctly, pointing out how bad things had become. Those were dark days.

 

[Neiler]

Arsenal Spanked us 7-1 away 04/05 was the week we qualifed for the CL and all our players were still osci brava but still.

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Or were, for quite a while really. JOHNSON OUT.

Anyway, what is the shittest you have ever seen Everton in the flesh, who against and when.

Too many to pick from for me, but I remember some game against Sheff Wed on Boxing Day or around that time where they beat us at a canter. We were [Poor language removed].



* European games doesn't count, I don't want to saturate your choices.

I know it was only recent, but the performance against Newcastle was absolutely diabolical.

Other contenders are the 1-0 defeat to Oldham, losing 6-1 against Arsenal and the 3-0 home defeat to Portsmouth 2/3 years ago.

 

[Gufty]

My worst was at Coventry, with them knocking us over 4-1 in the coca-cola cup about 1997, and Coventry were pretty [Poor language removed] themselves at the time. To make thing worst I was sat with a mate in the Coventry end, the whole stand was singing You're not very good!! Poor, poor, poor, my only highlight was that a pigeon crapped on my mate half way through the first half. I ended up joining the Coventry's dodgy keeper chants at Paul Gerrard.

Anyone go to the game where we were so [Poor language removed], big Nev did his half time sit in? That must have been bad

 

[BigBlueConk]

Several games against the RS have left me feeling numb. Perhaps just because we lost, or maybe never in it. I simply hate losing to them. Ian Rush used to beat us on his own.
Arsenal last season, Wigan last season, Hull last season. All diabolical. Spurs last season for the first 60 minutes.
Sorry, can't go on, too painful.
Brentford.