I suspect Rooney won't celebrate if they score tomorrow.
You can bet on that. After the recent PR campaign, he'll slot and walk back as though he's paining to the centre where he'll ask to be subbed and then take off his top to reveal a full torso tattoo of Rideout's salmon like leap winning goal in the 95 FA Cup and a dead thick good chain with EFC hanging off it before going to sit in the Gwladys Street and go mad when Neville f*cks up a pass.
Obviously beyond the word "centre" is not really gonna happen like.