Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Arise Sir Duke
Steven Gerrard, Pancake, Kenny Dalgleish, Mo Salah, Sean Ashley, Graham Souness... your boys took one hell of, um, a draw(ing).get fecked liverpool fc, from dog leash to rush, from gerrard to his babies father, feck you sideways!
A Cobra meeting as we speakThere’s going to be a collective establishment meltdown now
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