I would not talk yourself down so much Bruce you must look a right breast on your cycle, and leotard..... lolSincere man hopes to forge open and honest relationship with woman who respects Old people
Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.
Good day ladies!
I'm a coherent sort of gentleman, who likes nothing more than gardening with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my smart personality, closely followed by my smashing finger nails. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My finger nails are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the coherent person I am.
I work as a Gardener and part-time Brexit negotiator, helping Nigel Farage. This allows me to exercise my skills: Reading and Writing. I would like to tell you about the time I met Gregor Mendel, which is true, but it's important to me that you know I'm honest, so I'll save the wilder parts of my life for another time.
My life goals include:
Use a spider web as a parachute
Become the best Gardener and part-time Brexit negotiator I can be
Help all the lifelong socialists in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be Good at writing and Can repair hoovers. You won't be afraid to Leave the EU and will have a healthy respect for Old people.
My ideal date would involve Googling in Brussels with an Theresa May lookalike by my side. While we're there, I compliment your OUT Breasts.
Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. In the spirit of openness and honesty, I think it's only fair to tell you that I'm looking for an open relationship. I will never lie to you about my other lovers. In fact, I'll start now to show you how sincere I am. Last week, I had a very sensuous encounter with a most luscious nanny from Inverness. These are the kind of truths I will tell you if we enter into a relationship.
Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
I urge you, get in touch
Joey66
also using my name in vain tut tut......a mod as well .....
