abelard
Player Valuation: £35m
It's all down to deindustrialisation and the emancipation of society innit, with traditional masculine jobs like bashing stuff and digging things up replaced by more feminine jobs like stroking people and telling them what jeans to buy. Men just don't like it. They need things to bash.
I suspect it's the steady income they miss more than the bashing.
Helpfully, we've responded to post-industrial deprivation/the new skills economy by tripling the cost of tuition, lowering per-pupil primary education spending by nearly 10%, and gutting support for mental health, and family and youth services.
British liberals in a nutshell. In desperate agony over Brexit, but still too cheap to do anything meaningful about what caused it. May parsimony forever prevail over every other value.