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It’s not just a Christmas ad – it’s a Polish grandpa’s heartbreaking gift to Britain
Jakub Krupa

Published:10:08 GMT+00:00 Fri 9 December 2016

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Angielski, the unexpectedly popular Christmas ad: ‘Unlike the stories of animals trampoline jumping, Robert’s story reflects the real experience of many migrant families living in Britain.’
At first I cursed the makers of the hit commercial for making me cry. Then I realised that the story reveals so much about the lives of migrants

Come December, festive lights, music and adverts make us all suitably emotional about Christmas before the actual day, when the reality often involves getting annoyed with everyone after just an hour in the same room. This year there is an unexpected hit making millions of people teary: a commercial about – wait for it – the experience of migration.

How a Polish ad out-Christmased John Lewis's bouncing badger

The three-minute-long film, entitled Angielski, was made for Allegro, an online auction website in Poland, and tells the story of an elderly Polish man named Robert who is beginning to learn English. The camera accompanies him taking his first steps, trying to painfully learn the basics – “I am; you are; he/she is” – and peppering his house with Post-it notes to expand vocabulary beyond the rather unparliamentary phrases he learned from a TV action movie.

The unexpected plot twist comes when we finally learn the reason behind his determination to learn English. Spoiler alert: in the final scene, he flies off to Britain to spend Christmas with his son’s family, where in a truly tear-inducing moment he meets his granddaughter for the first time, telling her: “Hi. I am your grandpa.” By this point, we – the viewers – are all in tears, sobbing quietly, and cursing the scriptwriter for taking us on this unexpected emotional rollercoaster ride.

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However, there is yet another plot twist: unlike the sweetest, fictional stories of animals indulging themselves in Christmas trampoline jumping, or cartoon characters cloning themselves to deal with festive preparations, Robert’s story reflects the real experience of many migrant families living in Britain.

In the migrant community I know best, it is estimated that every year about 20,000 children are born in the UK to Polish mothers, often with partners of other nationalities or ethnicities. Since they enter the world here, for many Britain will forever be their home.

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Polish parents usually go to considerable effort to introduce offspring to their heritage, so that they identify not only as British but British-Polish – or Polish-British. It is common for children to be sent to Polish Saturday schools, on top of their Monday-to-Friday compulsory education, to develop a sense of belonging to their second homeland overseas. But visit one of the more than 160 Polish Saturday schools and you will see that when the pupils talk among themselves, between classes, they do not necessarily use Polish but often perfect English, with no trace of a foreign accent.

Their grandparents usually live overseas and get to see their family on the rare occasions when they pop over for a couple of days, be it a short holiday trip or a Christmas visit. Other than that, they rely on phone calls or Skype, trying to overcome the language barriers to express their love. Often, just like Robert, they decide to learn English to make it a real two-way effort.

We are seldom reminded that migration is a story of separation and personal sacrifices

What we are seldom reminded of is that migration is a story of separation and personal sacrifices. When you miss important moments in the lives of other members of your family, or your contact with friends weakens, you see the hidden cost of migration. No higher salary or standard of living can compensate.

By saying that, I am not asking for pity – in the end, migrants themselves make this decision – but for an understanding of the lengths that people go to in order to assimilate into British culture, and of their long-lasting attachment to their other home. The latter does not in any way weaken their relationship with Britain.

This Christmas I will go home to Poland, but pack in my luggage some typically British items: crackers, mince pies, a jar of cranberry sauce, and mincemeat to use as a filling for what would otherwise be a traditional Polish cake. I want to have this bit of Britain with me on Christmas Day.

If you joined me on my trip to the airport in the runup to Christmas, you would find more stories like Robert’s, showing migrants simply as humans and people with emotions. With a bit of luck you might even hear, over the carols, a simple utterance: “Hi. I am your grandpa.”
 
Is that a full 100% sample of voters in Sunderland? Or a minor snapshot...?

A minor snapshot, methinks. ANother section of Sunderland could be asked and the response could be completely different. Trash reporting, as usual...

Just under 3,000 responses - so in polling terms significant as that provides an error of margin rate of 1.8%
 
Just under 3,000 responses - so in polling terms significant as that provides an error of margin rate of 1.8%
If you get desperate go to Sunderland on a poll let's remember this year every poll has been spot on NOTlol
The Remoaners are clutching straws yet again god help us if the Supreme Court backs the government lol
The Samaritans will be overloaded!
 
Just under 3,000 responses - so in polling terms significant as that provides an error of margin rate of 1.8%

from a population of just under 178,000...

So a survey sample of 1.69%...

Significant? Don't make me laugh!!! What planet are you on, Man...?

Just give up, and move on...
 
from a population of just under 178,000...

So a survey sample of 1.69%...

Significant? Don't make me laugh!!! What planet are you on, Man...?

Just give up, and move on...

Do you have any idea how polling works mate, and what margins of error mean?

The sample size has hardly anything to do with the population.

Most opinion polls gather data from between 400 and 1000 people - 400 people give you an error margin in outcome of +/- 5%, 1000 people give an error margin of +/-3%. The error margin relates to what is the margin in achieving the same result 19 times out of 20 if you re-polled the same number of people (I can go into the maths if you want me to.......)

So a sample data size of 3,000 would give you a margin of 1.8% meaning that there's a 98.2% chance of achieving the same result 19 times out of 20 in polling a similar number of people. Thereby the results of the poll are highly representative of the population as a whole.
 
Do you have any idea how polling works mate, and what margins of error mean?

The sample size has hardly anything to do with the population.

Most opinion polls gather data from between 400 and 1000 people - 400 people give you an error margin in outcome of +/- 5%, 1000 people give an error margin of +/-3%. The error margin relates to what is the margin in achieving the same result 19 times out of 20 if you re-polled the same number of people (I can go into the maths if you want me to.......)

So a sample data size of 3,000 would give you a margin of 1.8% meaning that there's a 98.2% chance of achieving the same result 19 times out of 20 in polling a similar number of people. Thereby the results of the poll are highly representative of the population as a whole.


Yes I do. mate.

And that's exactly why I challenge any polls posted that are just ludicrous. End of!

Your above post is utter codswallop, because it takes no account of catchment size.

So I would turn your question back upon you: Do you have any idea about polls, catchment size, statistical validity? Because from all you have posted, I am of the opinion you don't (unless it fits your agenda, then you go after the results bald-headed [as the expression goes]).

Not going to bother with any further replies on this one, because you clearly have your own opinion/agenda, which we have seen continuously in the last few months, and most of your posts in this thread are borne of desperation/angst at the 23rd June result...
 
Do you have any idea how polling works mate, and what margins of error mean?

The sample size has hardly anything to do with the population.

Most opinion polls gather data from between 400 and 1000 people - 400 people give you an error margin in outcome of +/- 5%, 1000 people give an error margin of +/-3%. The error margin relates to what is the margin in achieving the same result 19 times out of 20 if you re-polled the same number of people (I can go into the maths if you want me to.......)

So a sample data size of 3,000 would give you a margin of 1.8% meaning that there's a 98.2% chance of achieving the same result 19 times out of 20 in polling a similar number of people. Thereby the results of the poll are highly representative of the population as a whole.
Theirs a pool on the Everton forum we may be losing our manager?
 
I think we are screwed either way unless the country elects a government willing to nationalise everything from the railways to the kitchen sink and totally sort out the problems of this country.

Let's get our manufacturing industries back again.
 
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