Enner Valencia

[BlueLlama]

Or in Valencia's case hoping that he doesn't put on the blue jersey on match day.

It is toe curlingly embarressing that he is the second best of our 4 strikers,

 

[Papa Shango]

wow.

So our loan signing is literally being chased off the pitch my police now?

I'm sorry but why would any fan actually wanting him pulling on a blue shirt when his own country is after him? It is embarrassing for us.

Its not embarrassing to us in the slightest. Why do people think it is? The only person its embarrassing for is Valencia himself.

Lets face it, most people don't even realize he is on loan to us! Unless it was an Everton branded gold cart driving him away I genuinely dont see how it reflects badly on Everton in any way.

 

[Papa Shango]

It is toe curlingly embarressing that he is the second best of our 4 strikers,

Kone is a better option.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

If it's true about the maintenance payments for his daughter, then he's an utter lowlife who I personally wouldn't want to see wearing the blue shirt again. Proper disgusting behaviour that.

How would you feel about Gibson playing for us mate?

Or Duncan Ferguson being on the coaching staff?

They've all had law problems

 

[BlueLlama]

Kone is a better option.

This needs a poll.

 

[Papa Shango]

How would you feel about Gibson playing for us mate?

In shock that he was fit enough to play more than likely.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Kone is a better option.

Crying because this is actually true, and Kone is a waste of space. Says it all. Imagine going into the season with a new owner, negative net spend and one decent striker. Shocking.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Send the tosser back.

WOW

 

[Ashtonian]

Its not embarrassing to us in the slightest. Why do people think it is? The only person its embarrassing for is Valencia himself.

Lets face it, most people don't even realize he is on loan to us! Unless it was an Everton branded gold cart driving him away I genuinely dont see how it reflects badly on Everton in any way.

Not embarrising?

He literally was getting chased off the pitch by ecuadorian police. Not behind closed doors, actually right there, in the stadium.

and to top it off, every single world wide article describes him as Everton's Valencia. Yeah mate, that is fantastic coverage for the club, one of our players who could well play next week was getting chased by police actually in the stadium.

 

[artetas sock]

This needs a poll.

 

[Ashtonian]

Crying because this is actually true, and Kone is a waste of space. Says it all. Imagine going into the season with a new owner, negative net spend and one decent striker. Shocking.

Imagine spending 2 years and failing to sign either a back up to your only creative player or first choice striker?

Twice.

We had 2 years to sign a back up and failed both times.

 

[Joey66]

lollollollollol
he moved quicker than when he plays for us!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

This is as Everton as it gets isn't it?

I'm having a good chuckle like, but it's painted with a brush of sadness also

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Not embarrising?

He literally was getting chased off the pitch by ecuadorian police. Not behind closed doors, actually right there, in the stadium.

and to top it off, every single world wide article describes him as Everton's Valencia. Yeah mate, that is fantastic coverage for the club, one of our players who could well play next week was getting chased by police actually in the stadium.

On the bright side, at least we're getting more coverage in the media

No publicity is bad publicity etc

 

[Papa Shango]

Crying because this is actually true, and Kone is a waste of space. Says it all. Imagine going into the season with a new owner, negative net spend and one decent striker. Shocking.

Got to be honest I dont actually mind Kone. I dont mind him getting 5-10 minutes here and there when we need to try something different. But yeah he aint a goalscorer and not an option as a direct replacement for Lukaku.

No doubt Lukaku will now get a season ending injury on international duty this week after a vigorous game of Off Ground Tick in one of Martinez's training sessions.