Enner Valencia

[BiggyRat]

I'd rather we got Enner Sandman...

 

[Thomasc]

Scored in a 2-2 draw against paraguay and was voted motm

See, he's improved already.

 

[Toffeelover]

On this signing I trust in the views of RK and SW.

 

[Bagpuss]

At least we got someone in that is going to be more competition than Niasse or Kone. Was a very 'm'eh' signing and lots of people will have felt underwhelmed especially when there were more proven options available but most people seemed to think the same of Gueye and look how he has turned out.

 

[tim cahill]

Scored in a 2-2 draw against paraguay and was voted motm

Cracking finish that.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Does he have a song yet ?

Im thinking Enner Enner Enner Enner Valen-ciaaaa

You know because we don't have enough of boy George...

What ?

 

[blue61]

A work colleague / West Ham fan couldn't be happier we've taken this guy. Strangely though, he's not sure why. I'll reserve judgement, as he's also convinced Reece Oxford is a future England captain.

 

[deipnosophist]

Does he have a song yet ?

Im thinking Enner Enner Enner Enner Valen-ciaaaa

You know because we don't have enough of boy George...

What ?

...the second line's lyric rhythm is a bit tricky but love the way the song ends with the whole of GP roaring "What?"

 

[ToffeeTim]

Koeman had a dream
To buy Gabbiadinni
But Bill cocked it up
So we brought the boy in on loan.

We Stek in our goal
Enner off the dole
We don't want your rumours, the esk or the mole

Du du du du du du

Sorry @The Esk

 

[scratchnsurf]

Koeman had a dream
To buy Gabbiadinni
But Bill cocked it up
So we brought the boy in on loan.

We Stek in our goal
Enner off the dole
We don't want your rumours, the esk or the mole

Du du du du du du

Sorry @The Esk

You should be apologising to all of us.

 

[heatmeiser]

I have it on good authority (from a boyslut friend of a friend) that this guy is hung like an absolute battleship.

Get on board ladies! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

And when I say bumpy, I mean fabulous.

 

[Ashtonian]

will he be the first ecuadorian to play for the club? Or was castillo from there as well?

(iu nearly typed columbian then, which would have been a great achievement for him)

 

[Ashtonian]

side note, sing his name to the above. Instant classic.

 

[BlueToff]

will he be the first ecuadorian to play for the club? Or was castillo from there as well?

(iu nearly typed columbian then, which would have been a great achievement for him)

Segundo is Ecuadorian yes

 

[FTY]

will he be the first ecuadorian to play for the club? Or was castillo from there as well?

(iu nearly typed columbian then, which would have been a great achievement for him)

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Segundo+Castillo+nationality+