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Everton is really proud of having Welsh, Scottish and Irish players. It's a big part of who we are and what we always were.

As we should be, they're a part of Great Britain which the Queen proudly rules over mate. We're all part of the British Empire.

Bow down to her lids.
 


She is a horrible nazi bitch.

RISE UP.

The problem with overthrowing dictators is you end up with another one, usually the guy leading the revolution who says he's "doing it for the people". When he sees the cash and the flash cars and girls, he goes all Charlie Sheen.

You'd love to be a dictator.
 
The problem with overthrowing dictators is you end up with another one, usually the guy leading the revolution who says he's "doing it for the people". When he sees the cash and the flash cars and girls, he goes all Charlie Sheen.

You'd love to be a dictator.

Nah, we'd be a people's republic or something. Or just be all dead cool and eat baguettes like the French.

I would hate to be a dictator man, I would however love to the a glorious people's leader and wear khaki.
 
Nah, we'd be a people's republic or something. Or just be all dead cool and eat baguettes like the French.

I would hate to be a dictator man, I would however love to the a glorious people's leader and wear khaki.

But not be the French, they're all useless lazy bastards.
 

IF you want to know how to treat tourists well and with respect when they visit your country, look no further than "The Germans" episode of Fawlty Towers.
 

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