England's Captain

[chicoazul]

Obviously it's going to the new scandal which will set tongues wagging and sell papers, magazines and launch a reality TV career for the girl, but...apart from finding out he's a bit of a blert, who's really arsed*? It doesn't constitute actual news surely?

A free media is something really celebrated by us but the present media are really bad tits, as are the population hooked on their [Poor language removed].

Yes, you.



* I am obviously for typing this

 

[best little spaniard]

Dont blame him tbh. Have you seen Bridges bird compared to his?















































obviously, i didnt mean that seriously. i would never endorse cheating on your partner.

 

[heatmeiser]

I had to look to see what he'd done. I heard a few weeks ago he'd had an affair with a team mate or something.

Who it was and what actually happened made it funnier.

I won't think about it again though. I honestly don't care.

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

What annoys me most is that the only reason his captaincy is under threat is because Bridge is expected to be on the plane to SA. Why is he a shoe-in for it eh?

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I could care less. The papers will milk this for all its worth. The Sun and the NOTW are utter life wrecking carts.

 

[McBain]

What's Freddy done now?

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

fuc*in hell, just read a bit of tomorrows story. It includes a pregnancy and subsequent abortion.

 

[TsarDiniyar]

I personally couldnt give two hoots.

But the arguement will be that as a role model, leading his country is idolised and looked up to, he should be setting a good example.

 

[chicoazul]

Professional footballer in bad blert shocker".

 

[McBain]

Professional footballer in bad blert shocker".

I'm borrowing 'Bad Blert' off you for a bit mate.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm borrowing 'Bad Blert' off you for a bit mate.

It's all yours mate.

 

[faddy the blue]

Who was that girl he had an affair with?

Hope Gerrard doesn't get the armband

 

[heatmeiser]

He got Wayne Bridge's rather attractive, french-underwear-model girlfriend 'up the duff'. Apparently.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Has nothing to do with his football, shouldn't make a blind bit of difference.

 

[heatmeiser]

Hopefully Terry can flex his 'Captain' muscles and get Bridge removed from the England squad, making room for a certain, sweaty little gem we all know and love.

Not that he should need to flex, as Bridge is blatantly awful.