Current Affairs Elon Musk

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so you cant neg me. i want money if my
club can spend it

we would out do city on every level if we got success
Yes, but unlike City, Musk would claim to be a footballing 'genius', and he'd want a hands-on approach like he's currently doing with Twitter...

And there's no way he doesn't mismanage us into the ground.

Just add one more paragraph at the bottom there:
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'Now he talks about football...' And I promise you Matty, he'll be saying stuff that'll make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up!
 
Sources tell me that during the next Earth-Mars transfer window Jordan Henderson will be going there to sort out homophobic Martians. Here we go!


@matty1878 Here you go lad! We could be signing Martian footballers in 2 years time if Elon buys us! 😜

Yet another deadline that will invariably go unmet.
Without a doubt. I'll eat my hat if it happens.

His engineers and physicists probably told him: 'Only in the best case scenario.'

But it was enough for him to make a tweet about it and put them all under pressure to get results. 🤦‍♂️
 
@matty1878 Here you go lad! We could be signing Martian footballers in 2 years time if Elon buys us! 😜


Without a doubt. I'll eat my hat if it happens.

His engineers and physicists probably told him: 'Only in the best case scenario.'

But it was enough for him to make a tweet about it and put them all under pressure to get results. 🤦‍♂️


martian footballers would be to ashamed to sign for us
 
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