I would neg rep you for that comment, if the function were still available.
so you cant neg me. i want money if my
club can spend it
we would out do city on every level if we got success
I would neg rep you for that comment, if the function were still available.
so you cant neg me. i want money if my
club can spend it
we would out do city on every level if we got success
Yes, but unlike City, Musk would claim to be a footballing 'genius', and he'd want a hands-on approach like he's currently doing with Twitter...so you cant neg me. i want money if my
club can spend it
we would out do city on every level if we got success

Sources tell me that during the next Earth-Mars transfer window Jordan Henderson will be going there to sort out homophobic Martians. Here we go!
Sources tell me that during the next Earth-Mars transfer window Jordan Henderson will be going there to sort out homophobic Martians. Here we go!
Without a doubt. I'll eat my hat if it happens.Yet another deadline that will invariably go unmet.
Sources tell me that during the next Earth-Mars transfer window Jordan Henderson will be going there to sort out homophobic Martians. Here we go!
Sources tell me that during the next Earth-Mars transfer window Jordan Henderson will be going there to sort out homophobic Martians. Here we go!
@matty1878 Here you go lad! We could be signing Martian footballers in 2 years time if Elon buys us!
Without a doubt. I'll eat my hat if it happens.
His engineers and physicists probably told him: 'Only in the best case scenario.'
But it was enough for him to make a tweet about it and put them all under pressure to get results.![]()
There's still time until word reaches Mars of Everton's rubbishness Matty.martian footballers would be to ashamed to sign for us

They would be coming from the Red Planet though. Can’t be having that. Kopites of the solar system.There's still time until word reaches Mars of Everton's rubbishness Matty.
We're NOT that bad... Yet.![]()
Who isn't?Who's rocking up to spacex with a purple dildo?
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