I heard it was Chelsea supporters who kicked down the wall.The length of our respective European bans back in the eighties.
They pissed against a wall apparently and it wasn't damp proofed so, you know, it fell down and it's all UEFA's fault.
Pub last night. Idiot RS telling me that our problem will be not knowing how to spend the new money that we receive.
Alrighty then.
No it was Andy Nichols faultI heard it was Chelsea supporters who kicked down the wall.
kin ell lad..... have a day off.To be improved - early version - will add Palace names later..
Saint Crystanbul's Day
KING ANDY
That he which hath no stomach for this feast,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And beers for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to dine out with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crystanbul.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crystanbul.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his Red neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crystanbul."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These tatts I had on Crystanbul's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats they blew that day. Then shall their names,
Familiar in the mouth as household words—
Steven the King, Luis and Sakho,
Flanagan and Allen (ha ha), Skrtel and Sturridge —
Be in our flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good Blue teach his son;
And Crystanbul Crystanbul shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we Blues shall be remembering-
We Blues, we happy Blues, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that shares his beers with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentle Blues in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not there,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That watched with us upon Saint Crystanbul's day.
Oringi is pretty crap too..Henderson and Can are bad at football.
On the plus side, we could have done the RS a massive favour if we had beaten West Ham yesterday.......
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