Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Only one more sleep until the RS get an unholy dry humping in Madrid, oh happy days
why? why do they keep doing it? why can't they find it in thier heart to be honest and admit they're utter dog turd - we realise it as evertonians and it makes the inevitable failure easier to deal with - they need to do this instead of kidding themselves that they're still in a title race etc. they've had a piss easy start to the season and ours has been tough, so no idea what their graph is all about.
Theyre checking to see if they retain their Champions at Christmas title.
The projections do not look good
will look even worse in a few weeks. think united will give them a good battering this season tbh.
...oh look we're below everton now
Rock bottom being reached on RAWK - comforting themselves with graphs now.
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I'm not sure what it means; something to do with them being nicely placed in the league and this season is a success, I expect.
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It's gets better from him......on Stevie G.....
"“Look at his contribution in the two years that I’ve been here. Steven was 32, had struggled with injury, hadn’t played consistently over a number of years, and I came in, sold him the idea and the philosophy of how we wanted to work and his importance to it. In that period, he has been absolutely outstanding and of course maybe the team hasn’t played so well this year, and maybe there’s a focus on Steven, but he’s been absolutely brilliant for me."............Brenda is priceless, I hope he's there for another 15 years........
Only one more sleep until the RS get an unholy dry humping in Madrid, oh happy days
Don't laugh to hard didn't someone do a "what if" predictor thread the other week on here of, full of statistical predictions about where we'll end up this season.
Wasn't that thread laughed into oblivion?
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