Dithering Dougie
Banned
"Thanks to exclusive one to one training with football guru Brendan Rodgers, Mario Balotelli has now finally been able to turn his career round from perennial football failure into a cold hearted clinical slayer of the football establishment. Brendan now plans to turn his attention onto £25m footballing cripple Adam Lallana, and will use all his shamanic powers in a bid to cure his inner ear balance disorder before moving onto Rickie "bigman" Lambert and the winner of Serbias footballing game show "Better shape up or I'll be on Bosnian Bosman in 3 years, get me out of here!!" Lazar Markovic."