Chang Elephant
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nah he's far better looking than I am
and he's not waving his three incher at the webcam
nah he's far better looking than I am
They'd never sing a song about a plane crash and people dying, oh no never, not those poor downtrodden fans, it's only other clubs fans who sing naughty songs.
Saw this on Twitter yesterday, not sure if it's been posted in here yet lol
oooooh skippahhhh
I'm here pleased to make your acquaintance.Right.... Just got home from work.... Where's Boswanka gone ?
Hello mate, I've just had me tea.I'm here pleased to make your acquaintance.
Hypocritical,sanctimonious redFans like us. Whenever we don't lose the Derby.
...........(Dario gets led away in a straightjacket
)Cheese on toast?Hello mate, I've just had me tea.
and he's not waving his three incher at the webcam
Hello mate, I've just had me tea.
Just watching King Kenny present Luis with his trophy, you watching it?Nah.... Sausages mate.
And ice cream for desert.
Just watching King Kenny present Luis with his trophy, you watching it?

No mate, I'm in bed...... Honestly.... I've got witnesses.Just watching King Kenny present Luis with his trophy, you watching it?
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