With the veritable smörgåsbord on offer from Anders Nordberg (1) directed at Mario, Roy and whoever else (Raheem nn-nn-nn-nineteen kids Sterling, Daniel Travolta, Slacko etc) it seems to have escaped some people's notice that this is all a cover-up for how the whole thing is unraveling faster than a Slippy Slinky on Mount UnPleasant - yes it's hilarious but the real fact of the matter is that the pressure of dropping from Suarez, oops sorry I meant Second, back to more familiar territory (to Anders anyway) somewhere between nowhere and Europaland - and spending a goodly sum to underachieve this - is getting to them all..
(1) © ToffeeDan (if you need to be told it's an anagram of Rodgers)