ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

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Raheem Sterling says 'Come on baby - you know you want it - it's against my religion to wear a condom - I can afford it - I'm Raheem Sterling - Sort out that f***ing witness will yer - Don't you know who I am?'

Raheem Sterling - a broken leg away from a seat on the Jeremy Kyle stage.
 
I kiss my scarf on match day
The warmth around my neck
Soothing my anguish
Like the loving arms of Bob Paisley
After I have just missed a penalty

My fingers gently trace the rim of my rosette
The tingle on my fingers
Like butterfly kisses from Rafael
After a sweet through ball
To Aquilani

I breathe in the fragrance of my
Liverpool shirt
Like the gel on Stevie’s hair
After a last minute winner
In front of the Kop

The tears on my pillow
Glisten
Five tears – one for every time
We set off fireworks in the
Football heavens

I cry and shake as the tears turn into stars…
 
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ScouseBlueBoy said:
I kiss my scarf on match day
The warmth around my neck
Soothing my anguish
Like the loving arms of Bob Paisley
After I have just missed a penalty

My fingers gently trace the rim of my rosette
The tingle on my fingers
Like butterfly kisses from Rafael
After a sweet through ball
To Aquilani

I breathe in the fragrance of my
Liverpool shirt
Like the gel on Stevie’s hair
After a last minute winner
In front of the Kop

The tears on my pillow
Glisten
Five tears – one for every time
We set off fireworks in the
Football heavens

I cry and shake as the tears turn into stars…
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Jesus Christ. I mean, I just ate FFS.
 
ScouseBlueBoy said:
I kiss my scarf on match day
The warmth around my neck
Soothing my anguish
Like the loving arms of Bob Paisley
After I have just missed a penalty

My fingers gently trace the rim of my rosette
The tingle on my fingers
Like butterfly kisses from Rafael
After a sweet through ball
To Aquilani

I breathe in the fragrance of my
Liverpool shirt
Like the gel on Stevie’s hair
After a last minute winner
In front of the Kop

The tears on my pillow
Glisten
Five tears – one for every time
We set off fireworks in the
Football heavens

I cry and shake as the tears turn into stars…
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Seriously, that must be WUM, I mean, WTF!
 
Season’s come and season’s gone,
whimp’ring like the queef,
from alighted on the anfield lawn,
a (red) ladybird in disbelief.

Potential so patent and promising,
one so lowly as she espied.
How is it that this lovely thing,
brought so tumultuous a ride?

As a point of fact, for clarity,
it was ‘brom what did her heart.
Or maybe it was defensive frailty,
that loosened her ladybird part.
 
I have my own little ditty for Everton, that blows the socks off anything them lot could muster, goes a little like this -

Come on Everton,
you know you're gonna win,
not like Liverpool,
sitting In The bin!
 
Going round that the Rat has handed a transfer request

They're a flag for him and everything...

Baaah fake account, false alarm
 
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DIRTY KOPITES
RED AND WHITE
SMELL OF SHIIITE
AS BARRYMORE SAYS
ALLLLLLWIIIIITE AT THE BACK
LUIS SUAREZ HATES THE BLACKS



HOW WAS IT LADS CRYING AND SHAKING HERE
 
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