ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC"

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Has the Klub apologised to Ivanovic yet? You know, the VICTIM?

Also Hodgson was responsible for bringing Suarez to Anfield.

Suarez, for all his 'genius' has not yet managed to raise his team higher than plucky Everton in the Prem.

The club hasnt, Suarez did and then lied about it being accepted.
 
I am crying and shaking right now. Luis the Beautiful – his tiny sparrow heart paradiddling against his breast – he KNEW he had to try something. Anything.

Ivanovic the Thug thrust his arm towards our God in an obscenely vulgar gesture of petulance. Luis, with benign divinity graciously forgave the Visigoth and kissed his arm in glorious beatification. Ivanovic in fear of the Lord of Anfield jerked his arm into Luis’ mouth.

Luis couldn’t breathe. His eyes bulging, he fought for breath. Casting the foul-tasting arm away, he reeled towards the Kop. His DaVinci-esque features distorted into a gargoyle aberration. How we wept to see him so.

No comforting arm was placed around his stooping shoulders. Luis cried alone for an instant. Then the epiphany. We are LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB.

He would never walk alone. He knew that.

Imagine being Luis right now. He is probably crying and shaking too.

Much wronged like Andy in Shawshank. We should be his Morgan Freemans only white. We will give him the metaphorical little hammer and Holy Book to hide it in.

We cannot lose this moment or this man.

I would kill myself, but I can’t stop my hand from shaking long enough.

YNWA J4LS

Haha mate. You're good at those, I think. It's difficult to tell whether it's real or not.
 
I think proves he's anything but an idiot when it comes to job survival. He's point winning with the cult at the end of the day isn't he?

That's the most important attribute of a Liverpool manager these days. Back in the days of Shankley and Paisley, you need football acumen to be a sucessful Liverpool manager. Now you just need to tell the extreme part of the fan base what they want to hear and you're golden

Being Liverpool manager has turned into exactly the same thing that being a Republican politician in the States has turned into. Screw sanity and reasoned points of view, and just appeal to the extreme nut bar parts of your fan base / party
 
I swear, I would not be surprised to hear that one of the disciples had shaved his body, said a few prayers, strapped on a suicide vest and detonated it at Lancaster Gate.
 
...getting back to the actual incident, the more I see it the more bizar it becomes. He grabs the arm then watches the ball run away before returning his focus and taking a bite. Very weird. I think he's an oddbal and I'm certain that in the next few seasons there'll be another indiscretion.
 
...getting back to the actual incident, the more I see it the more bizar it becomes. He grabs the arm then watches the ball run away before returning his focus and taking a bite. Very weird. I think he's an oddbal and I'm certain that in the next few seasons there'll be another indiscretion.

Shook his head from side to side like a terrier.

He's sub-human.
 
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