It's my understanding Merkel has put the Kabosh on that little suggestion? I mean Germany have around a quarter of the daily deaths we've had (official figures, real figures much much lower) and have tested hundreds of thousands more people per days than us, and their government are still concerned about it.
On the specifics above though, I'll bite and start pointing out very obvious difficulties (it will be just some, not all).
1) Who is paying for these hotels? Will this be something in operation for all 92 teams, as if the PL is to finish with relegation, we need the EFL to finish for promotion. Who is funding hotels for 92 teams? You are talking over at least a 3 month period, probably 25 rooms, estimated with facilities in the current context you're not getting much change out of £150 a night. Anywhere from £300,000 to £500,000. Who's paying for them?
2) Where are we finding 92 hotels, that can also co-exist as training complexes from? I mean do we have any hotels that cater for professional athletes in this country? Never mind 92? Or even 20. Where are these magical hotels come pr football training centres.
3) Who's paying for every inch of them to be deep cleaned every day? Any idea of costs. Again, point 1, who is paying?
4) Are all of the associated professions to be quarantined as well?The journalists? The broadcasters? The lighting engineers? The camera men? The police officers? The ambulance drivers? The doctors? The physios? The hundreds of people we need at each game. Where are they all going? Who's paying for all of these people to be put into hotels? What authority does football have, to start dictating to doctors, police officers etc that they actually need to be quarantined, not doing their jobs helping the NHS, and actually just be on standby for football? What if they tell football to sling their hook and go home to their normal lives between games?
5) Same happening but with the bus. Who's driving the bus etc.
6) Why are footballers, who would need to be tested presumably daily, jumping the cue ahead of nurses, doctors, essential workers? Why are a group of essentially very healthy young men, who are at the least risked group, pushing in front of everyone else? It's morally reprehensible.
That's just off the top of my head. It's an appalling plan. It would be a shameful episode, perhaps the most shameful episode in footballs history if we did that. It would be indicative of a game that is wholly out of touch with it's base, it's supporters, the communities it operates in. Yes there are financial difficulties, all of them could be solved if footballers agreed a salary of 1 million per year maximum and spread the money out. We could avoid all of the problems if they did that.