How's the marriage counselling business going Macca?On Sky Sports last week, there was one of their fans who come on (like all clubs have fans who do Vlogs, Podcasts, film themselves acting like gobshites during the game) and her words were "we are desperate for someone who gets us, someone like Alonso who gets Liverpool".
I dont recall anyone saying last season he didn't "get them". She came across as a right spoilt little cow and all I thought was "if you've got a partner, I hope they come home and break up with you for looking like a desperate, sad, cult loving meff"
How's the marriage counselling business going Macca?

Worked for meHow's the marriage counselling business going Macca?
Lock up your daughters people. It sounds like there's 2 empty seats on the love bus that need filling.Been thriving since I divorced my 3rd and 6th wife thanks for asking mate![]()
He took that well.
I think he’s done ???I'm still a bit unsure though
Is there any point in football any more or not?
He didn't really make his position clear...
I'm still a bit unsure though
Is there any point in football any more or not?
He didn't really make his position clear...
They are all attention seeking gobshites.I'm still a bit unsure though
Is there any point in football any more or not?
He didn't really make his position clear...
He took that well.
He's saying it more for Sunday rather than actually believing it himself.Slot piling in on var saying it has been against them all season.
Someone tell me how he said that whilst keeping a straight face.
It's like he asked the hairdresser to make him look like if spock off star trek was a village idiot.Wool accent
White socks
Watching on the couch
Kecks a bit small
Harry and Lloyd fringe
Keeps looking in camera
Doesn't know the rules
Has an air of entitlement
We might have a candidate for patient zero here
Wearing replica footy shirt for watching the match to clap the tellehWool accent
White socks
Watching on the couch
Kecks a bit small
Harry and Lloyd fringe
Keeps looking in camera
Doesn't know the rules
Has an air of entitlement
We might have a candidate for patient zero here
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