Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £70m
Who’d have thunk it?
Christ! Is that for sure happening?!
Why does being born and bred in Paris make him extra special?!?
Wasn’t Maupay also born and bred in Paris? Yeah, he was special, alright!
Who’d have thunk it?
Who’d have thunk it?
Who’d have thunk it?
only young ones of north African descentI thought they hated local Parisians?
With Scott Parka as our next gafferThey sign Jeremy jaquet
We’ll sign Kenny jacket
The Marquis de Sade was born in Paris, just saying.Christ! Is that for sure happening?!
Why does being born and bred in Paris make him extra special?!?
Wasn’t Maupay also born and bred in Paris? Yeah, he was special, alright!
As the French would say: Touché!The Marquis de Sade was born in Paris, just saying.
And all of those lovely riot police who looked after them so gently a few years back.Christ! Is that for sure happening?!
Why does being born and bred in Paris make him extra special?!?
Wasn’t Maupay also born and bred in Paris? Yeah, he was special, alright!
Who’d have thunk it?
I turned over, I wasn't really paying attention until heard him creaming himself over WirzCarragher raving on about the RS as usual. Sickening.
Is he bringing his own tear gas supply with him, happy days, he’s a proper smoking Jacquet.
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