He will be fully educated in the ways of Everton.
Taken to abject misery training like a duck to water.
You're a good dar, mate!
Sounds better than my 'education'...
When I was about the same age as your lad, I used to have giant posters of He-Man, Thunder Cats, and the Ninja Turtles all over my wall.
And what my old man used to do, was sneak into my room in the middle of the night, and strategically place posters of Everton players in-between them.
Didn't even notice that Southall, Linekar, et al., were poking their heads out between the big ones.
Then one day, I woke up, realised that I was an Everton supporter, and had no clue has to how it happened!
