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Player Valuation: £80m
Or he just taken delivery of itThommo looks like he's just spotted the strap-on.

Or he just taken delivery of itThommo looks like he's just spotted the strap-on.

Just having a look at their squad. They currently have a squad of 24 first teamers - quite a few on loan but none of them will do anything in the Premiership. Harry Wilson is probably the best of a mediocre bunch but he's nearly 22 and not exactly tearing up the Championship.
Of those 24 an astonishing 8 of them see their contracts expire in the next 18 months. Sturridge, Milner, Origi, Markovic, Moreno, Matip, Lallana and somebody called Conor Randall.
They might get a few quid for the ones leaving in 2020 (matip, lallana and origi) but given their troubles with injuries and/or not being very good they can't expect to make much from them.
Their sale of Solanke, although superficially a receiving a good fee, does perhaps indicate underlying financial concern among the head honchos at FSG. Looking to flog Origi as well, can they really afford to further reduce such a paper thin squad? Looks they can't afford not to, and with a whole host of assets about to depreciate to nothing it's not hard to see why.
They've also unwisely tied Keita, Fabinho and Henderson down to 2023, all on massive wages. Keita and Fabinho didnt even stand out in their leagues but it's now obvious they don't have what it takes to make it in the big league. £100m in transfer fees and about £12m pa in wages....they have been pitiful and FSG may well be casting envious eyes over the park at our Dutch Maestro if they continue to see such mediocrity signed for top dollar.
Nor is it a particularly young squad. Only three members of their first xi are under 25, the overrated and injury prone gomez, that right back and the increasingly leggy looking Robertson.
Most studies confirm that the peak age for footballers is 26. Armed with this info you can't help but worry about Liverpool FC as all their main players have already climbed that hill, whilst some might be able to halt the decline it's fair to say none of them are still ascending the football mountain. Salah, Mane, Firmino, VVD, Hendo, the chunky Swiss international are all closer to their 27th birthday than their 26th. If I was a Liverpool fan Id be worried, this is pretty much their last chance to win the league.
City's U25s include B Silva, Stones, Zinchenko, Jesus, Sane, Sterling, Mendy, Laporte.
Evertons u25s include Pickford, Mina, Zouma, Digne, Davies, Richarlison, Lookman.
Spurs u25s include Kane, Alli, Winks, Sanchez and Dier.
The age profile of Liverpool's squad in concerning to say the least. Considering how much they've spent it's a shame to see it so aged. Maybe Keita and Fabinho can step but the evidence so far suggests this is unlikely. Not only is this their last chance to win the league it might be their last chance to make top 4. Their luck this season has been well documented, an ordinary amount of luck would see them scrapping for 4th but they've also been incredibly lucky with injuries.
If they take this small, ageing squad into next season (especially with Mane and Salah enjoying off to Africa for the summer) then a couple of injuries could spell BIG trouble.
FSG are unlikely to invest further, they've already humiliatingly backed out of trying to sign Pulisic, allowing Chelsea to swoop. Liverpool have crested their lucky wave but, unfortunately, it looks like they're about to crash to Earth. It's a shame really.

They must be a fairly old team when they won it cpl seasons back?
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Physical side too. This could be a game when they pick up a few knocks or, heaven forbid, a serious injury. Or two.Brighton will give them a good game, very good side at home. Very unlucky to get beat at the pit as well, created some good chances and missed a couple of chances at the end
Interesting to see the top comment below the line in The Guardian match report:
haha lol it wasn't just my comment, all the most-recommended comments were big fat LoIs at RS misfortune. The funniest thing was reading the bumhurt replies from kopites pretending they're Swansea fans or somesuch saying they'd honestly love Liverpool to win the thing. Weirdos.
The biggest myth the red-infested media keep pushing is that non-kopites like & respect Liverpool FC. It's plainly untrue.
I know a Geordie who does, but 1) Rafael and 2) he's BFFs with Space and they're kopites. The other non-kopites I know hate them.haha lol it wasn't just my comment, all the most-recommended comments were big fat LoIs at RS misfortune. The funniest thing was reading the bumhurt replies from kopites pretending they're Swansea fans or somesuch saying they'd honestly love Liverpool to win the thing. Weirdos.
The biggest myth the red-infested media keep pushing is that non-kopites like & respect Liverpool FC. It's plainly untrue.
They’re a strange breed . I can’t believe even they could deny it , just Odd as you like that lot . I’ll keep saying it , they’re top of the league and instead of celebrating and enjoying every moment they’re obsessed by running round screaming “love me , love me . Why don’t you all love me”
Anyway Kudos for the comment sir , kudos.
I think the number of likes this post got tells us all we need to know@GrandOldTeam
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Seriously .... why is this melt still allowed to post on here... I’ve seen genuine blues on here been banned for being wums... this guy has to be a multi on a pi55take that you’re all in on ....
Man might be stretching it a bit to be fair to him"That's very odd behaviour for a grown man" - my mum on hearing about a fifty-something kopite I know who purposely seeks out rival fans on Twitter to troll them under a fake name.
What did you think of your lots performance against the champions ?Not the first time he has done this, it wasn't even the team selection, you could tell by the energy levels that the players were told not to try too hard.
He did it to get over a week's rest for a warm weather training camp.
I think the number of likes this post got tells us all we need to know
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