Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
I can picture the headlines on Wednesday
''EVERTON DRY BUMMED BY THE ARSE''
''EVERTON DRY BUMMED BY THE ARSE''
The wheels to come off big time for this game and no one will care come Wednesday morning.

I can't see that headline in The Telegraph if I'm honest.I can picture the headlines on Wednesday
''EVERTON DRY BUMMED BY THE ARSE''
Coincidentally, I've just changed my Selco Predictor score from 1-2 to 1-1. Mind you, it's also my insurance game (meaning I don't get any minus points if it's not a draw)I'll go for a very optimistic heart ruling head 1-1![]()
Why don't we start the fume now instead of the pre match positivity 't
It ain't at the Emirates.
....er....is it![]()
Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.