So the latest plan is a see-through, solar wall.
I also read it will have wind-turbines so that it can help funnel power to the grid in US border cities. And it is also likely that portions of the wall will be constructed with coal-tar and other coal by-products that come from West Virginia, so as to subsidize the industry and help give the EPA bragging rights about their "concern for the environment." There will be motion sensors, of course. And portions of it are likely to have small video touch-screens--on both the American side and the Mexican side (appropriately translated)--that can be searched for Trump's quotes such as: "That’s how I see marriage...I don’t approach it any more haphazardly than I do a very important deal. In fact, considering the amount of deals I’ve made compared to the number of marriages I’ve had, I’d say I’m quite cautious about marriage." Parts of the wall will also be expanded in metropolitan regions and contain fully-functioning border crossings inside the wall and also contain Ivanka Trump boutiques and a Jamba Juice and a Cinnabon. And every midnight, at 100 mile increments, a small door opens on the American side, and the wall sh1ts out a baby Bald Eagle that sings "Cruise" by Florida Georgia Line, before it is dispatched by an eagerly awaiting highest-bidding Republican donor at the 100,000$-a-plate Trump re-election banquet, who was flown out to their selected location (all expenses paid) for the purposes of shooting it.
