A biggly win
Current Affairs Donald Trump POS: Judgement cometh and that right soon
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Never best kim jung ill. 18 consecutive hole in ones. Gutted trumpy.
It’s so annoying autocorrect gives best instead of beat!
This seemed familiar, it must be the same championship he "won" last year despite not even playing in the first round because he was (verifiably) at the funeral of that Diamond woman (of Diamond & Silk). Excuse this source (a Golfing website) quoting the entirely unreliable Daily Mail:
"Trump announced on his social media platform on Tuesday that he won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in unincorporated West Palm Beach last weekend, despite not playing the first round of the tournament.
Members arrived the second day surprised to see Trump with a five-point lead, according to the Daily Mail. But Trump never played the first round as he was attending a funeral in North Carolina of ardent supporter Lynette Hardaway, known by the moniker “Diamond” of the conservative political commentary duo Diamond and Silk."
When I went looking for this I also found last August that he claimed victory in another Trump club championship, with a score that was barely matched by an actual Pro tournament that played the same course shortly after.
"It also doesn't help that earlier this month, a tour of professional golfers came through the same course that Trump played. Of a full field of LIV golfers, only six rounds were carded at 67 or lower. Two of those rounds belonged to winner Cam Smith.
To support his claim, Trump posted the private phone number of the course pro at Trump National - essentially doxxing his own employee leading to people flooding his cell phone with calls."
Anyway here's Trump scoring another one of his classic "Hole In Ones" according to the scorecard.
"Trump announced on his social media platform on Tuesday that he won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club in unincorporated West Palm Beach last weekend, despite not playing the first round of the tournament.
Members arrived the second day surprised to see Trump with a five-point lead, according to the Daily Mail. But Trump never played the first round as he was attending a funeral in North Carolina of ardent supporter Lynette Hardaway, known by the moniker “Diamond” of the conservative political commentary duo Diamond and Silk."
When I went looking for this I also found last August that he claimed victory in another Trump club championship, with a score that was barely matched by an actual Pro tournament that played the same course shortly after.
"It also doesn't help that earlier this month, a tour of professional golfers came through the same course that Trump played. Of a full field of LIV golfers, only six rounds were carded at 67 or lower. Two of those rounds belonged to winner Cam Smith.
To support his claim, Trump posted the private phone number of the course pro at Trump National - essentially doxxing his own employee leading to people flooding his cell phone with calls."
Anyway here's Trump scoring another one of his classic "Hole In Ones" according to the scorecard.
Don Poorleone
(nicked that)
(nicked that)
Imagine just cheating/lying for the whole world to see and not even caring. A life so filled with utter entitlement that you just cannot see the problem
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £40m
‘Mon the TRMUP!!
Stupid [Poor language removed].
EDIT: Dammit! Swear filter wont even let me mispell the word. Joke ruined.
He always gets away with it.
At least the Stormy Daniels case is proceeding
I know a tour pro from trump international in Dubai, and he was paired up with Donald one year for an event they do where all the staff from the various courses worldwide have a meet up and a weekend with golf. He said Donald was a good player but every time he’d hit a shot, his security would quickly drive ahead in a buggy, the pro believed that the security were knocking his balls 20-30 yards further or improving his lies haha, as he was somehow keeping up with very talented scratch golfers despite not being on their level on the eyes.
Feck all this LIV and PGA golf stuff,
Just get Trump v Kim for 18 holes on pay per view
If it wasnt on TV both would claim they went round in 18
Just get Trump v Kim for 18 holes on pay per view
If it wasnt on TV both would claim they went round in 18
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