Bishop Thumpety-Thump
Player Valuation: £20m
Haha can't remember where I first heard that one, sadly it's not my own work.Someone in here called him a Tangerine Shitblimp the other day - that's what I've been calling him ever since.
Edit: it was @Bishop Thumpety-Thump , good work fella.
My other favourite (also not mine) is Trumplethinskin.